5. Kym Johnson
Aussie beauty Kym manages to shine, even though they keep saddling her with a dance partner lineup that would make The Surreal World rethink its priorities: Jerry Springer, and the former boy band double whammy of Joey McIntyre and Joey Fat One.
4. Edyta Sliwinska
The leggy Pol with the unpronounceable name is, sadly, married to fellow DWTS hoofer Alec Mazo. But you can go on fantasizing, guys. HeÂ´s a dancer, which is so much less cool than...whatever it is you do.
3. Cheryl Burke
Petite Powerhouse Cheryl is of Filipino, Russian, and Irish decent, which would set up a joke, if we knew anything funny about Filipinos.
2. Julianne Hough
This tiny blonde aspiring country singer once appeared as an uncredited schoolgirl in one of the Harry Potter movies. That enough potential fetishes for you? Apparently so, since she seduced the most votes.
1. Carrie Ann Inaba
She got none of your votesâ¦because, well, we forgot to include her. But weÂ´re confident Carrie Annâwho so memorably played Fook Yu in Goldmemberâwould have scored some major tallies. Alongside pineapple, macadamia nuts and volcanic ash, sheÂ´s HawaiiÂ´s hottest export.